You head to the landlord’s apartment cash in hand. He answers the door
you again? You better have my money!
You hang your head in shame as you pass him the stack of money.
He counts it up. He clears his throat when he’s done and there’s a long pause that follows.
…
I guess I’ve been too lenient. Do you think you can just clean up for a few hours and be done? You realize that I could get a professional cleaner with all the money you owe me right? You aren’t doing me any favours.
You aren’t liking where this is going and pipe up. “What do you want? you ask.
My rent money, since you don’t have that I have another offer for you. If you want to be compensated like a professional maid you better act like one
“What do you mean?” you ask.
Just wear a goddamn uniform and come here during the week
[[Wear the goddamn uniform]]